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An April Fools Question April 1, 2010

Filed under: advice — Katie @ 1:33 pm
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Dear Katie,

One of the main reasons I moved into my current apartment was that I saw there was an automatic margarita machine in the sink.  I’ve tried filling it several times with tequila, ice and fruity liquid and, thus far, have produced no margaritas.  It seems like all the ingredients just go down the drain every time I turn the switch to ON. I’m pretty sure they get mixed up because I can hear it chopping the ice, but there’s no way to collect the margarita.  Do you have any tips?

Timothy, 27

Dear Timothy,

Have you tried a straw?

Just kidding, happy April Fool’s Day!

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